Conversation with Evie the other morning on the way to school:
Evie: I'm really not very happy right now.
Me: Why?
E: Because I'm wearing two shirts, and I don't like to wear two shirts. I never wear two shirts with my mom. [It's been cold here this week so I've been layering up the kids.]
Me: Well, I bet you never went outside and played when it was very very cold with your mom, did you?
E: No, I didn't. Actually, I never went outside to play with my mom because there's Bigfoot out there.
Seriously?! I wonder if her parents told her Bigfoot was out there so they didn't have to go outside to play with her?
Who knew that Bigfoot lived in subsidized housing? You should probably tell those guys on that Finding Bigfoot show. You could be famous.
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